KOMMONSENTSJANE – THIS IS YOUR LAUGH BREAK

September 1, 2017

“Life is tough! It’s even tougher when you’re stupid.” ~ John Wayne

This is your laugh break!
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Oh my goodness, how do people keep electing these idiots? I think I like Sam Rayburn’s sense of humor!

Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all was made by Democrat House Speaker Sam Rayburn at the first Congressional session after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht …

“Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massutwoshits has changed his position on off shore drillin” !

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Great Orators of the Democrat Party – PAST:

“One man with courage makes a majority.” ~Andrew Jackson

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” ~  Franklin D. Roosevelt

“The buck stops here.” ~ Harry S. Truman

“Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.”   John F. Kennedy

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AND NOW THE ORATORS WHO ARE NOT GREAT:

Great Orators of the Democrat Party – TODAY:

“It depends what your definition of ‘it’ is?” ~ President William Jefferson Clinton

“Those rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage.” ~ John Edwards

“What difference does it make?” (re: Benghazi) ~ Hillary Clinton

“I invented the Internet.” ~ Al Gore

“America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don’t want that future, uh, for my children.” ~ Barack Obama

“I have campaigned in all 57 states.” ~ Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

“You don’t need God anymore; you have us Democrats.” ~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006) (A really, really stupid remark.)

“Paying taxes is voluntary.” ~ S. Harry Reid

“Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is.” ~ Hillary Rodham Clinton (Quoted1998)

“You have a business. You didn’t build that. Someone else did!” ~ Barack Obama (Quoted 2012)

And the most ridiculous gem of wisdom, from the “Mother Superior Moron”:

“We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what’s in it.” ~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March,2010)

(As one Doctor said: “That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample.”)

 

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HOW FORTUNATE WE ARE TO HAVE HAD SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE – GREAT COUNTRY!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Great Republican:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Life is tough! It’s even tougher when you’re stupid.” ~ John Wayne

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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About kommonsentsjane

Enjoys sports and all kinds of music, especially dance music. Playing the keyboard and piano are favorites. Family and friends are very important.
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