KOMMONSENTSJANE – NEW DRINK – SPONSORED BY THE DEMOCRAT STATES WHO “LIE” IN WAITING.

TRIM SIDES.

If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from California, and the third is from Michigan. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Chicago contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me.”

The Michigan contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me.”

The California contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, “$2,700.”

The official, incredulous, says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?”

The California contractor whispers back, “$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Michigan to fix the fence.” “Done!” replies the government official. And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.

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