Reblogged on kommonsentsjane/blogkommonsents.
Jewish billionaire dies during penis enlargement operation
Posted on March 8, 2019 by Dr. Eowyn
The Times of Israel reports that on March 2, 2019, “billionaire Jewish diamond trader” Ehud Arye Laniado, 65, died during a penis enlargement operation at a private clinic in France.
Laniado, a Belgian Israeli, had a heart attack after an unnamed substance was injected into his penis during the procedure.
In the diamond business for 40 years, Laniado owned Omega Diamonds based in Antwerp and diamond pricing consultancy Mercury Diamond. In 2015, he sold the world’s most expensive diamond — the Blue Moon of Josephine — for $48.4 million, to Joseph Lau, a Hong Kong billionaire businessman and a convicted felon.
Omega Diamonds confirmed its owner and founder’s death in a statement: “Farewell to a visionary businessman. It is with great sadness that we confirm that our founder Ehud Arye Laniado has passed away. After living an exceptional life Ehud will be brought back home to Israel as his final resting place. He will be dearly missed by us all.”
Laniado reportedly entered the workforce as a masseuse working at the Hilton Hotel in Tel Aviv. He was expected to appear in court in Belgium on March 14 to face tax evasion charges.
My condolences to his family.
Life has a funny way of slapping you down to size sometimes. Being a woman, it strikes me that when a man is going shopping for a woman to be his companion and in this day and time most men/women try out their future companion to see if he/she/it will fit in with their lifestyle. An example is – when a bolt or screw has rusted or deteriorated you normally take it with you to the hardware store to be sure you buy the right size. Mr. Laniado could have saved his life by shopping for the right bolt or screw that fit instead of trying to making adjustments to himself.
At any rate, I cannot blame a man—whoever he is—for wanting to have a respectably-sized member. But the moral of the story is to just accept what nature provided. There is a time to enjoy carnal knowledge, and there is a time to let it go. I hope other men take the lesson of Mr. Laniado to heart.
He now doesn’t have to worry about anything.