KOMMONSENTSJANE – Friday Funny: Hillary’s funeral arrangements. Fellowship of the Minds.

Reblogged on kommonsentsjane/blogkommonsents.

Friday’s funny:

Amen! Send her by air freight with a guaranteed “no return.”

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Fellowship of the Minds

Hillary Clinton goes to Israel to peddle her book.

While in Jerusalem, she suffers a heart attack and dies.

The Israeli government tells the U.S. embassy: “You can have her shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for just $100.”

The Americans go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer — they want Hillary shipped home.

The Israeli diplomat is puzzled and asks, “Why would you spend $50,000 to ship her home, when it would cost you only $100 to have her buried here?”

The American diplomats reply: “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can’t take the risk.”

H/t Ken R.

~Eowyn

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