KOMMONSENTSJANE – You might be a Redneck if…Fellowship of the Minds.

Reblogged on kommonsentsjane/blogkommonsents.

Are you a redneck? All in fun.

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Unlike special snowflakes, us cons have a sense of humor. I have no doubt that I will not offend anyone here. Enjoy!

You might be a Redneck if:

  • You ever cut your grass and found a car.
  • Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
  • Your mother has “ammo” on her Christmas list.
  • There are more than five McDonald’s bags in your car.
  • The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
  • You’ve ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
  • People hear your car a long time before they see it.
  • Your wife’s hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
  • More than one living relative is named after a southern Civil War general.
  • Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
  • You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the…

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Enjoys sports and all kinds of music, especially dance music. Playing the keyboard and piano are favorites. Family and friends are very important.
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