Reblogged on kommonsentsjane/blogkommonsent.

From the looks of Bette Midler – the next time she goes in for her 73rd check up – she might ask for a wireless check up. It looks like a few of the signals might have crossed and gone haywire. She also might need her body foundation checked for cracks since CA had that earthquake or maybe it happened when they had all of their fires.

She walks, albeit a little uneasily, and speaks in two-word sentences.

Does she need some “AGELESS FEMALE?”

AND THIS TOO SHALL PASS!

kommonsentsjane