Just had to share the following with you which was posted in a restaurant and congrats to the Astros:

WANTED GOOD WOMAN
Must be able to clean, cook, sew, dig worms, and clean fish.
Must have boat and motor.
Please send a photo of boat and motor.
kommonsentsjane
About kommonsentsjane
The world is my oyster & I have feasted on its welcome signs. The hotels have been my source for food and comfort and people are my trials & tribulations.
I enjoys sports and all kinds of music. I also enjoy writing my blog: kommonsentsjane on WordPress.
All the while publishing two cookbooks with my husband- RobJoy Ranch cookbook & RobJoy Ranch Fresh Faire.
Family and friends are my top priority.