THE COMMANDER IN BEEF

The  Commander in Beef will be visiting Texas in the next day or so.  Now why would you think he is coming to Texas.  Well, he has two reasons – one for the money and two for the show  in Mecca since it is Ramadan time.  He has siphoned California and Illinois dry in campaign donations in the last four years so now he has to go where the big money is – Dallas where the oil money hangs out and Austin where some of the movie stars  have their stables. Wouldn’t you love to witness the fun and frenzy mayhem when all of these pedigree and household cats dress up during this charity event called campaign fund-raisers?  

Did he not remember his last visit when he was prompted to read the “Don’t Mess With Texas” sign.  He probably is going to witness a lot of flack from the people of Texas  because he has left the barn door open and let all of the children in from Mexico and Central America.  Which he rightly deserves.  He must not be a fast learner!  If anyone even thinks about asking him about the “abused border children,” he will probably say – he didn’t know anything about that until he read it in the newspapers.”  

The reason he is causing all of this stir with the abused children from South of the Border down Mexico way  is because of the mid-term elections in November.  He has had this group of Socialists Democrats from other parts of the country  in Texas signing up people to vote illegally – so he is trying to keep the officials busy by babysitting with all of these illegal kids so they can do their dirty work in the background.  Our Commander in Beef even said he would meet with the Governor of Texas for a photo op at the airport to discuss this illegal abused children matter that the Beef caused. Now isn’t that big of him; but,  now I understand  our governor will have a meeting but not at the airport.  Well, if I were the Governor, I would give him one of our special welcoming gifts – one of our COW PATTIES.

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