Yesterday, in the news, a guy by the name of Rangel made a rude remark about our Southern folks.  I guess we will have to give him a lesson in cultural differences.  Charlie, now this is just between the two of us and don’t you go telling everyone.  In the South, food is religion and we are not afraid to worship business.  Shame, which I understand you understand, has no place in the Southern diet.  Also, as you well know, gluttony is not a cultural right.  And, lastly, Sir,

English: Religious symbols from the top nine organised faiths of the world according to Major world religions From left to right: 1st Row: Christian Cross, Jewish Star of David, Hindu Aumkar 2nd Row: Islamic Star and crescent, Buddhist Wheel of Dharma, Shinto Torii 3rd Row: Sikh Khanda, Bahá’í star, Jain Ahimsa Symbol (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

we do cling to our guns, food, and religion.  Now, according to high society etiquette, which you know about, states that you owe us folks an apology.  You just don’t go around slinging your word gun in public, Sir.

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