T’was the vote for impeachment

T’was the vote for impeachment, and all through the House
The Dems called him a liar, a scoundrel, a louse.
The witnesses were questioned, their answers unclear
But the Dems were incensed and just didn’t care.

They made up some stories, they ignored many facts
They misled with their words, while they pressed their attack.
And Schiff with his bug eyes, and Nadler his naps
Pushed their agenda, while looking like saps.

Then Articles were crafted with no criminal base
And passed unanimously by every Dem in the place.
The Republicans played a part in this farce as well
By attending and legitimizing what the Dems tried to sell.

And out on the lawn at a White House presser,
There was a lady reporter, so Trump stood to address her.
He led with a smile, and with a gleam in his eye
Made it clear to the press corps he wouldn’t be shy.

He was calm and sincere when he called it a scam,
All he wanted was justice and to expose this Dem sham.
“So on to the Senate, let’s see where this leads.
I’ve done nothing wrong, I’ve made no misdeeds.”

And he smiled and he waved, and he turned then to leave,
But turned back with a twinkle, touched his head, said “believe.”
Then quick as a flash the names were there on his lips,
Each with a nickname, now familiar old quips.

“Now, Nancy, now Adam, now Jerry and Val,
Now Sheila, and Eric, and Maxine you old gal,
There’ve been lots of bills, so you could have passed plenty,
But instead you’ve now ruined your chances for ’20.

“So just bring it on, let’s get this thing done,
But remember this day, when in November I’ve won.
It’s been a fight for three years, and you’ve landed no blows
So I can weather five more… I might have to, who knows?

“Still history will show I accomplished a lot,
Despite the resistance your Party has wrought.
So embellish your stories, cast me a villain,
I’ll be in the Oval Office, smiling and chillin’.”

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