Obama drama funny:

My wife, had been after me for several
weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I
got around to doing it while Julie was out. After
finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she
returned.

She came in and undressed to take a
shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.
As she tried to stand up, she realized that the
not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet
seat. About that time, I got home and
realized her predicament. We both pushed and pulled without
any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid
the toilet seat bolts. Julie wrapped a sheet around herself
and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position
where he could study how to free her. (Try to get a mental
picture of this.) Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment
of it all by saying, “Well, Doctor, I’ll bet you’ve
never seen anything like this
before.

The Doctor replied, “Actually, I’ve seen lots of
them……I just never saw one mounted and
framed.”

My stance, too:

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