Hillary Rodham Clinton

% Bill Clinton Corruption Library

Hopeful, Arkansas

Dear  Perspective Candidate for President of the U.S.:

We interviewed 17 Republicans and two Democrats for the position of President of the United States (including yourself), and we have determined that another candidate is the most qualified for the requirements of our opening. This letter is to let you know that you have not been selected for the position.

Thank you for taking the time to come before the people of the country and meeting with our interview team. The team enjoyed meeting you and after our discussions, the team has determined that you would not fit our model which is conservative in nature.  We realize your socialists ideals would better fit in some other country..

We wish you success with your job search and your future. Thank you for your interest in our country; but,  due to all of the prior scandals which do not meet our country’s integrity and ethic standards, we wish you the best – especially on your road to better health.

Regards,

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