This is the story of a young female college student flying in a two-seat airplane with just the pilot. He had a heart attack and died. She, frantic, grabs the mike and calls out a May Day. “May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don’t […]

via Monday Funny! — Fellowship of the Minds

Reblogged on kommonsentsjane/blogkommonsents.

I’m gonna pee – well, it is okay, just go ahead – you have a right too – Obama can’t keep you from it – he hasn’t signed off on that executive order, yet!  But, we are getting close with his new “any gender counts today.”  Was that dredged up under the “Clinton’s modern math and condoms era?”

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