Assorted quotes, gathered from here and there on the Internet. I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up and win the lottery. The odds are about the same. If your cup is only half full, you probably need a new bra. Never ask a woman who’s eating ice cream straight […]

via Thursday Funnies! — Fellowship of the Minds

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