Obama Makes First Trip to South Dakota, Immediately Regrets It!

Jul 6, 2015 at 11:00 am |
By Buckhalter Walter

PIERRE, SD – President Obama recently completed his tour of the continental US with a brief stop in South Dakota where he gave an uncharacteristically frank speech.
President Obama: Uh, I didn’t even want to give a speech since there are only 7 of you here, including that dead horse over there, but what the hell.

I should’ve known this place would be emptier than an STD store when I read your state nickname was ‘The Mount Rushmore State.’ That slap-d*ck rock pile shaped like 4 dead white guys wouldn’t be a top tourist attraction in rural Iraq, but for your guys it was either that or the lady with the moles over there, so good call I guess.

Your chief export is what, corn and boredom? Your state flag should be a guy sleeping in Dodge Stratus on the side of the road.

Oh, the horse was just sleeping. That’s good. Maybe I can ride that thing out of here.

Let’s go!

It seems that Obama was not the only person running into some unpleasantry.

Following are some other people that were not happy with their vacation.  The only difference was the taxpayers were footing the bill  for Obama; whereas, the people below were paying their own vacation tab.

1. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”

2. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.3. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food at all.”

3. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food at all.”

4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels.”

5. A tourist at a top African Game Lodge overlooking a water hole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel “inadequate.”

6. A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she’d been locked in her hotel room by staff. In fact, she had mistaken the “do not disturb” sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.

7. “The beach was too sandy.”

8. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure.Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white.”

9. A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was advertently slurping the gravy at the time.

10. “Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.”

11. “We bought ‘Ray-Ban’ sunglasses for five euros from a street trader, only to find out they were fake.”

12. “No one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.”

13. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England, it only took the Americans three hours to get home.”

14. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends’ three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller.”

15. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the accommodation.’ We’re trainee hairdressers — will we be OK staying there?”

16. “There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners now live abroad.”

17. “We had to queue outside with no air conditioning.”

18. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”

19. “I was bitten by a mosquito, no-one said they could bite.”

20. “My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”

From the looks of the leader he was not a happy camper with what he saw.  Guess coming from Chicago, it is hard to enjoy the open plains.

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