Did the chicken cross the road?

Barack Obama says,  let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs.  No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs.

John McCain says,  my friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

Hillary Clinton says, what difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.

George W. Bush says, we don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road.  we just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.  The chicken is either with us or against us.  There is no middle ground here.

Dick Cheney says, where is my gun?

Colin Powell says, now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

Bill Clinton says, I did not cross the road with that chicken.

Al Gore says, I invented the chicken.

John Kerry says, although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it.  It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions.  I am not for it, and will remain against it.

Al Sharpton says, why are all the chickens white?

Dr. Phil says, the problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road.  What we need to do is  help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on this current problems before adding any new problems.

Oprah says, well, I understand that the chicken is having problems which is why he wants to cross the road so badly.  So, instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a new car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

Anderson Cooper says, we have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

Nancy Grace says, that chicken crossed the road because he is guilty.  You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

Pat Buchanan says, the chicken stole the job of a decent, hardworking American.

Grandpa says, in my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road.   If somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, that was good enough for us.

Aristotle says, it is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Bill Gates says, I have just released eChicken 2014, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your check book.  Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken2.  This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

Albert Einstein says, did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken.

Colonel Sanders says, did I miss one?

As of December, 2014, no one knows whether the chicken crossed the road or not.

So the moral to the story is – don’t count your chickens before they hatch.

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