The American people appreciate your cutting your vacation short and leaving your Pele in Hawaii to return to America to stop us from going over the cliff or help us go over the cliff.  It is time to forget about the luaus and the lanai and get serious.  The Mauna Loa is about to erupt in 24 more hours and we do not want to be at the bottom of it.   Quit eating your poi and playing your ukulele and help McConnell and Boehner because if you do not we will be laying a lei at the feet of the American people or we can rejoice with a lehua in our hair.  Your choice.

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